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How Canadian Troops Make Coffee in Afghanistan

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I came across this hilar­i­ous video on reddit.com! On top of learn­ing how to make cof­fee in the desert I found out that there is such a thing as a “boot band” :P

Warn­ing for coarse lan­guage and exces­sive use of the F word. If that offends you don’t watch.

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37 Responses to “How Canadian Troops Make Coffee in Afghanistan”

  1. Me

    Boot bands= what my cat loves to steal from my hus­band and destroy:)

  2. Karla

    .…Wow. Not even gonna watch the whole thing. Could ya not make the army look like a bunch of red­neck idiots maybe?

  3. Tessa

    @Karla, let the guys have some fun with­out com­plain­ing about their lan­guage. They’re not doing an easy/fun job out there. Noth­ing like a lit­tle comic relief. :D

    Loved the video, made me smile. :)

  4. French Lady

    This one made me smile. When you’re in com­bat, you need to be able to vent and have a good laugh. I say good for them and don’t judge them, espe­cially if you’ve never had to deal with com­bat conditions.

  5. abbasgirl

    No. I don’t buy it. You can do a dif­fi­cult job, vent and have a good laugh with­out sound­ing like a first class idiot. Sol­diers are wor­thy of respect and this was com­pletely beneath them.

  6. Mist_ynight

    Would have been more enter­tain­ing with out all the f-bombs. They are pretty resource­ful, those guys must love their coffee.

  7. king tut

    loved it — thanks for posting!

    The lan­guage is part of what made it sooooo funny, young men, in a dan­ger­ous com­bat sit­u­a­tion, high on adren­a­line, hang­ing out with their bud­dies, mak­ing due with what they have and don’t have and they still man­age to do Star­bucks, good on them!

  8. Cheap

    I agree with Karla and Abbasgirl,

    These guys are mak­ing the mil­i­tary look like it is wast­ing tax­pay­ers money and are not tak­ing their job seri­ously: mak­ing a video about how to make cof­fee while in uni­form and then post­ing it on the inter­net for every­one to see…is a bad idea.

    If you are going to vent and have fun in uni­form then you should do it pri­vately, not pub­licly. I think that there is exces­sive swear­ing for the camera–the guys lack confidence.

  9. LARRY

    BEING EX-SERVICE I SAY GOOD ON THEM THEY’RE FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY IN AFGHANISTAN AND TRYING TO COPE WITH EVERYDAY BATTLE LIFE SOOOO PEOPLE DON’T FORGET TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE DYING ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR THAT RIGHT 0 CANADA

  10. dizzyb

    In response to Cheap’s com­ment:
    My hus­band is mil­i­tary, and has served in Afghanistan on a cou­ple of tours, expe­ri­enc­ing the stresses of patrols. When the sol­diers are out patrolling (the major­ity of sol­diers are con­fined to KAF and do not patrol), they are in uni­form con­stantly. I don’t see any harm in them amus­ing them­selves, while in uni­form (civil­ian cloth­ing was far away for them), dur­ing some down­time by mak­ing a video about cof­fee. Cof­fee does won­ders for their morale (you’d be sur­prised). Sol­diers are peo­ple, too–why should they not be enti­tled to pub­licly be them­selves in uni­form? This is not con­duct unbe­com­ing a sol­dier.
    I do agree that there is too much swear­ing, that they took the “ham­ming” for the cam­era a bit too far.

  11. ex

    I think it was funny and yes, it does make the troops look like idiots but they are def­i­nitely eli­gi­ble for some fun as they are deal­ing with so much stress and dan­ger, but i dont see how is this rel­e­vant to deals and sales this site is for…???

  12. LaBamba

    The exces­sive swear­ing was clearly inten­tional and meant to be a part of the humour. They did ham it up quite a bit but I still got a great laugh out of it. That was awe­some. :)

  13. Cheap

    I have served in the mil­i­tary. I was taught that the uni­form is to be respected and that the pub­lic image of the mil­i­tary is important.

    Again, while it is ok to blow off some steam it should be done pri­vately and not filmed for the rest of the world to see. I won­der what the inter­na­tional com­mu­nity thinks of this film. I am cer­tain that insur­gents have access to the internet…I what the insur­gents think of this video.

  14. Black Ops Mama

    Yes, they did swear alot so what. Can some one please post where we can send our coun­try peo­ple some Tim Horton’s and care pack­ages as a way to say thank you.

  15. slide

    These young peo­ple fight for their coun­tries and risk their lives in the process. Why be so crit­i­cal of a light-hearted moment they chose to share in between those seri­ous and life-threatening moments they have to endure every sin­gle day in the field?

    To put things in per­spec­tive, there is a story cir­cu­lat­ing right now about the Afghanistan Kill Team which is basi­cally a bunch of sol­diers vent­ing off some steam by mur­der­ing the locals. I’d rather these young men have some fun mak­ing their cof­fee than do other crazy crap.

  16. French Lady

    Well fel­low SCers, I sent this video to a friend who was a career sol­dier in the US mil­i­tary for over 30 years. When I told him that some peo­ple are object­ing to it, this is what he had to say:

    Makes the “Boys” look bad?!?1?! What f-ing Planet are they on.…they don’t know about shite!!! Those folks com­plain­ing about this UTube Video need to have a great big cup of shut the ‘F-ck UP! This could have almost been in a PG Rated.…I say “have the Lads keep up the Good and Brave Fight’ and enjoy a ‘Hot Cup of Joe’” when they can find the time!

  17. bambinoitaliano

    It’s so easy for peo­ple sit­ting in front of their com­put­ers and go yada yada yada. @ Cheap, how many years ago were u in the mil­i­tary? Before you tube or face book? Stop pulling a McCain on us. Let the young men blow away some steam. I say we should get some addresses so we can send them a bunch of tasty coffee.

  18. imjustsaying

    I thought it was funny and I am usu­ally offended pretty eas­ily -
    And the guy with the beard was HOT — I would gladly send him more coffee!

  19. tattoodprincess

    lol @French Lady your friend is AWESOME! I absolutely LOVED this video! I love that with every­thing they’re deal­ing with on a daily basis they’re still able to keep their sense of humour about some­thing as sim­ple as mak­ing cof­fee. Plus their fam­i­lies need to be able to see that they’re still the same guys they were when they left them. EFFIN’ EH GUYS! There should be some way we can send the boys over seas some REAL cof­fee. Thanks for post­ing this!!

  20. Sgt Payne

    Hey, want to sup­port our boys and girls in defend­ing free­dom? How about sup­port­ing a gov­ern­ment who will spend money to get them some new gear and equip­ment?? Sure, cof­fee is good but lets’ give them some­thing so they can live long enough to enjoy it. Hooya

  21. Jarynn

    Reminds me of when I lived in the dorm on cam­pus. Boys will be boys.….

  22. Chan

    Hon­estly, I couldn’t even watch the whole video because all the f-bombs. Yeah, they are try­ing to have fun which I am sure could have been done with­out the f-bombs. I know that all the ex are telling me that these guys are just try­ing to have fun. But, one can have fun with­out act­ing like morons, which I think these guys were.

  23. AJ

    This is balder­dash. Sev­eral of the main bases have their very own tim horton’s right there. I saw a pre­sen­ta­tion by some­body who serves in the mil­i­tary and he told us this. These guys are guys a bunch of morons.

  24. Lindsey

    Much enjoyed video = )

    To whom who doesn’t under­stand the par­ody of this clip.
    What they do and whom they are are not the same ideal.

    Yes they are in uni­form, how­ever they under­stand­able know they are “per­form­ing” in front of a camera.

    Thank you Cheryl for research­ing the sources = )

  25. whiskey

    lol the video is a joke.theres only one base in afghanistan with a timmiy’s KAF. im a field sol­dier. your mil­i­tary pre­sen­ter can suck it. alot of bad things hap­pend there, sorry me and my video offended all of you outstanding,perfect peo­ple who are free to have opin­ions on everything.

  26. whiskey

    when i first got to afghanistan i was givin a hand over by the cana­di­ans that we were replac­ing. they told us all about what had hap­pened to them and what to expect. one story stuck with me, They had some air assets watch­ing some peo­ple walk­ing from one town to another the same time every day. while watch­ing this peo­ple they noticed they were kids. before they got to their home town the chi­dren would throw some­thing into a ditch. this was sus­pi­cious so a cana­dian patrol was sent to inves­ti­gate what they were drop­ping. when they got there they found water bot­tles with paper in them. they con­tained the chil­drens home­work. all schools out­side of khan­da­har city are run in secret. when the tal­iban finds one they kill the teacher and hang his head in the vil­lage. then they but off the arms of the chil­dren who were caught learn­ing. all they were learn­ing was sim­ple math and how to read and write pashtun.i believe in human rights. im 27 and am mar­ried and i have 2 young daugh­ters that left for 7 months to help the afghans. if you havent been there you dont know what your talk­ing about. polit­cal rea­sons may fuel war, but not sol­diers. you dont like my video. write any­thing you want about thats your right. but could you write if some­one cut off your hands. and wouldnt you want me to stop them if they tried?
    I know this will only cause more fuel for you guys who dont like my video. but f*ck it some­times your neg­a­tive com­ments get to me. espe­cially about some mil­i­tary speaker??? f*ck that guy and f*ck you to AJ

  27. AtlanticJim

    Give em hell Whiskey! Twenty years and count­ing. Guess what folks? Sol­diers, sailors and air­men swear. GASP!! The brass tacks job, regard­less of the uni­form. is to kill peo­ple. That is the desired end result of all the train­ing we do. You will have to excuse us if we don’t find a sim­ple lit­tle word obscene in that con­text! Whiskey, if you ever get sent to Hal­i­fax for some rea­son, we keep a Tim­mies on the base.

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