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How to Cheat At School Professionally — Part 2

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Remem­ber that old post on Smart­Canucks about cheat­ing exams? Looks like there are 2 new meth­ods that don’t need a water bot­tle. I still find the water bottle’s the most cre­ative but here are the other two methods:

This is meant for fun only. Don’t try this at school.

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21 Responses to “How to Cheat At School Professionally — Part 2”

  1. operabob

    I run exams for the insur­ance industry.

    We check all water bot­tles and any food in wrap­pers must be open and inspected before starting.

    OB

  2. operabob

    Just after view­ing I thought I’d add:

    We sup­ply all writ­ing mate­ri­als, high­lighters, erasers, cal­cu­la­tors, paper, etc.

    Plus, it seems to me, all that effort to cheat on one or two ques­tions with those tiny crib notes wouldn’t it be eas­ier to learn the mate­r­ial instead. ;-)

    OB

  3. G

    The sec­ond eraser one was a littt­tle silly.… I mean… couldn’t you just write those equa­tions on the back of the eraser with a fine point sharpie? Instead of all of the other work that went into cut­ting out a piece, etc? I mean, as it is, he can’t flip it over any­ways! (Not that I’VE evvvver done it before…)

  4. Lana72

    Seri­ously — if the peo­ple who were smart enough to come up with the ideas put that much effort into studying.….LOL

  5. Muffyn

    You can fit almost no info on those tiny slips of paper. I wouldn’t cheat at all…especially since I already get A+. :)

  6. p

    really that was just plain dumb
    just learn the 2 sen­tences you are going to fit on that tiny paper

  7. Mel

    Do you really want peo­ple to think we’re only “Smart Canucks” because of cheat­ing?! I actu­ally spent a lot of time study­ing in school and sug­gest any­one who wishes to get ahead do the same! Plus, how is that infor­ma­tion gonna help when you actu­ally need it, and don’t have your “cheat sheet”!

  8. Ottawa

    lol i agree with the posts above. i can’t believe that much effort went into that tiny scrap of paper. we.….i mean other kids in school, not me lol just used to write answers on our jeans or some­thing like that. these video’s seem like an awful lot of work instead of learnign some­thing really simply.

  9. Chris

    Back in grade 5, which would have been in 87, we were doing that paper in the pen trick. We were using the shrink option on the pho­to­copier in the pub­lic library to make our notes small enough though.

  10. thestickman

    lol, they put more time into cheat­ing than study­ing… the water bot­tle is the best!

  11. Praetorius

    Why are these videos even posted here?! I have taught at Canada’s largest uni­ver­sity for many years, have par­tic­i­pated in seem­ingly count­less for­mal hear­ings for cheaters and pla­gia­rists, and have seen the full range of penal­ties meted out, from “no credit in the course and an anno­ta­tion on the tran­script of aca­d­e­mic record” to sus­pen­sion and revo­ca­tion of stu­dent visas. Lots of tears and pleas and promises of reform, but in the end, nobody want a cheat­ing engi­neer build­ing the bridges we drive on, or a shady anaes­thetist who needed to rely on his “spy eraser” to get cer­ti­fi­ca­tion, mak­ing sure we don’t die or wake up mid­way through major surgery. One inter­est­ing tid­bit: about half the cheaters caught are reported by fel­low stu­dents hon­estly try­ing to get ahead on their own merits.

  12. Boo Radley

    Prae­to­rius, this is totally meant for fun. I myself am an Engi­neer, cur­rently doing grad stud­ies and might be a prof one day and I cer­tainly do not endorse cheat­ing. It’s much eas­ier to learn 4 equa­tions than take all this time and effort to write them down.

  13. Joel

    One inter­est­ing tid­bit: about half the cheaters caught are reported by fel­low stu­dents hon­estly try­ing to get ahead on their own merits.”

    ahhhhhhh.…sqqquuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeelerz

  14. Carla

    lol, I just did my AZ road test I won­der if this would have helped me pass any eas­ier? lmfao. Here’s the best cheat method for all kids, and all par­ents feel free to share this one is you chil­dren. STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Spence

    I live in Canada and here we have to take French up until grade 8 and most collages/universities require you to have a sec­ond lan­guage. The water bot­tle trick is awe­some for this because A: was the best out of the 3 and B: I don’t really give a crap weather I can speak French or not but I do care weather I get on the Honor Roll and my over­all grades for the year. Yes this may not work later on in life but this is really good for a test or exam that you don’t really need to remem­ber the info on later in life.

  16. Bissett

    Some­times I feel with the ever chang­ing flow of tech­nol­ogy and world that we live in today that this world has come to a new low… We rely to much on tech­nol­ogy and with­out the insur­ance of health, where can we pos­si­ble go from here? Who is to say… but any­ways great post. health

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