[We’re in the last week before Christ­mas, and every­day until that very last minute we here at Smart­Canucks will be bring­ing you some great but obscure gift ideas for that spe­cial someone]

Noth­ing says I love you like “Ch-ch-ch-Chia!” Chia-Pets, the Clap­per, the Ove Glove — any­thing bought to you by Joseph Enter­prises is a worth­while gift. This close to Christ­mas, order­ing online prob­a­bly won’t do you a lot of good unless you’re will­ing to put an IOU in a Christ­mas card. Luck­ily you can find most of these prod­ucts at your local Home Hard­ware. And seri­ously, if you can show me some­one who wouldn’t smile when unwrap­ping a Chi­a­Pet, I’ll wear that damned Princess Leia dog costume.

Every great prod­uct ever imag­ined is avail­able online at Joseph Enterprises.