Some days it seems like everyone has a cool uncle who invents crazy dangerous stuff in his garage but me. Despite my sadness, ROCKET CHAIRS RULE. Balancing might be a little difficult though. And what is she using for propulsion?
My guess? Baked beans.
Strap in, hold on tight, and commence caption lift off!
I know there are cut backs at Air Canada, but this is ridiculous!
There is a reason they call Taco Bell… Toxic Hell.
“I immediately regret this decision!”
“I Shoulda Used Preparation H”
Gas prices going up !
LOL @ Zay’s comment.
This reminds me of a totally useless fact I discovered the other day.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
LOL
An atomic bomb in the making.
CSA astronaut evaluation program
A cheap alternative to senior housing?
Look out! Here comes the SOLID rocket fuel.
Texas brings capital punishment into the space age.
To the moon, Alice!
I should have never eaten those fried farts and onions
You’ve heard of the rockING chair…
maybe i should of stood and farted…
Aunt Penny instantly regretted eating that big bowl of five alarm chili she had at the annual church potluck lunch. Her whereabouts are still unknown.
Too many beans in the chili!!!
Houston, this is tranquility base. The eagle has farted.
Here we see what happens when an inflatable person sits on a tack.
This reminds me of the Bruce Cockburn song Rocket Lawn Chair
Overweight and unemployed Elton John is headed to area farms to spray his own special pesticide over their fields.
For here
Am I sitting in a dining chair
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do
Photoshopped.
Now that’s one “Gassy Assy!!!!” ” Up up and Awaaaaaaaay”
z3r0c00l12…you’re funny…
“Even this can’t make me smile.”
TO GO WHERE NO WOMAN HAS GONE BEFORE.
Kungfu Panda II in progress
Oh, my, I knew I shouldn’t have had that suicide chilli!
I know when I get back I will be “exhausted”.
NASA concluded the news conference saying they believed that by releasing this archival copy of an earlier mission it would dispel the notion that the Moon landing photos where photoshopped and the whole thing was a hoax and put the mistaken theory to rest.
A spokesperson for IKEA confirmed they were recalling the Rocketsa dining chairs.
The spokesperson said that their customers should not be worried they will be launched into space while eating dessert.
IKEA apologized for any inconvience and said returns could be made at your local store or the International Space Station.
He also added there were no plans to recall the Plutoniumsetta loveseat yet.
Mr. Potter the Ministry of Magic will hear about this, you mark my words.
Now I know why you’re supposed to lean to one side…
Don’t try this at home, kids!
Certain she would beat the Guinness Book of World Records for pyrotechnic-driven space travel, Betty failed to take into account the extra five pounds she had gained over the weekend…
Given the revised budget for new product testing, GM has resorted to cost-saving measures for testing their newest hybrid vehicle to be released in September 2009 – the IKEA-BRID. Profits are expected to soar.
(sorry, couldn’t resist that one – somebody stop me!)
OOOOOOOOOOOOKAY NOW….THAT SOUNDED LIKE LANDING AIRBAG FAILURE! THINK FAST, OLGA, THINK FAST!
LOL @Laura’s!
Oopsie I had a Poopsie!!
Grandma’s had enough she’s going hom early
I SWEAR , it wasn’t me.
What do you mean, you forgot the seatbelt
Put nana on the “naughty” chair. She needs time out to think about what she’s done
let “HURTS” put you in the drivers seat.
WE ARE NOT AMUSED
Gives OUT-HOUSE a whole new meaning
and the ever favourite from school days many years ago
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Payed a dime
And only farted
Yesterday
I took a chance
Saved my dime
And pooped my pants
Mrs. Doubtfire – the sequel…
There once was a woman from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
When you’d least expect ‘em
They’d burst from her rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon!!
LOVE Scotts comment on July 22 at 3:12pm!
I would say: Who made Grandma sit on the Whoope cusion?