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SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 31

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rocketchair

Some days it seems like everyone has a cool uncle who invents crazy dangerous stuff in his garage but me. Despite my sadness, ROCKET CHAIRS RULE. Balancing might be a little difficult though. And what is she using for propulsion?

My guess? Baked beans.

Strap in, hold on tight, and commence caption lift off!

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  1. koala

    This reminds me of a totally useless fact I discovered the other day.

    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    LOL

    An atomic bomb in the making. :)

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  2. Laura

    Aunt Penny instantly regretted eating that big bowl of five alarm chili she had at the annual church potluck lunch. Her whereabouts are still unknown.

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  3. Dean

    Overweight and unemployed Elton John is headed to area farms to spray his own special pesticide over their fields.

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  4. baggypants

    For here
    Am I sitting in a dining chair
    Far above the world
    Planet earth is blue
    And there’s nothing I can do

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  5. baggypants

    NASA concluded the news conference saying they believed that by releasing this archival copy of an earlier mission it would dispel the notion that the Moon landing photos where photoshopped and the whole thing was a hoax and put the mistaken theory to rest.

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  6. baggypants

    A spokesperson for IKEA confirmed they were recalling the Rocketsa dining chairs.

    The spokesperson said that their customers should not be worried they will be launched into space while eating dessert.

    IKEA apologized for any inconvience and said returns could be made at your local store or the International Space Station.

    He also added there were no plans to recall the Plutoniumsetta loveseat yet.

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  7. Leanne

    Certain she would beat the Guinness Book of World Records for pyrotechnic-driven space travel, Betty failed to take into account the extra five pounds she had gained over the weekend…

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  8. Leanne

    Given the revised budget for new product testing, GM has resorted to cost-saving measures for testing their newest hybrid vehicle to be released in September 2009 – the IKEA-BRID. Profits are expected to soar.

    (sorry, couldn’t resist that one – somebody stop me!)

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  9. billydolly

    OOOOOOOOOOOOKAY NOW….THAT SOUNDED LIKE LANDING AIRBAG FAILURE! THINK FAST, OLGA, THINK FAST!

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  10. susie

    Put nana on the “naughty” chair. She needs time out to think about what she’s done

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  11. susie

    and the ever favourite from school days many years ago

    Here I sit
    Broken hearted
    Payed a dime
    And only farted
    Yesterday
    I took a chance
    Saved my dime
    And pooped my pants

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  12. Lynn

    There once was a woman from Rangoon
    Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
    When you’d least expect ‘em
    They’d burst from her rectum
    With the force of a raging typhoon!!

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  13. Cinderella

    LOVE Scotts comment on July 22 at 3:12pm!

    I would say: Who made Grandma sit on the Whoope cusion?

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  14. Brijesh Sawhney

    Insightful article, thanks for spending the time to put it together. I like the direction you are taking your blog. Ill be subscribing to your site in order to keep up down the road. Hope to see more posts soon.

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