I don’t know about you, but now that the leaves are falling from the trees and the nuts are tumbling down alongside them, my neighbourhood has been completely overrun by squirrels. No word of a lie, when I opened my front door this morning I was able to count 8 of them as I looked around my immediate vicinity. EIGHT. It’s almost as if they’re amassing an army…
So what say you? Can you come up with a militaristic yet cute caption for our little rodent army man above?
ATTEN’NUT’!
We came in peace! As a token of our gratitude, I present you with our most prized procession, the nut.
If you think this is nuts, you should have seen them trying to keep the Navy cap on my head!
they’ll enlist anyone now!
Wait! got a better one! “they enlist any nut now!”
We say “Nuts to the Taliban”!!
I’ll volunteer for night patrol so I can find more nuts!
“Operation: Shock and Nuts”
Hey send me to Chile and I will get them miners out in a flash!
The newest tactic on the war on terrorism.…
commando squirrels…they’ll give their lives for nuts!
I received this metal for bravery ..bombing the local cats with acorns.
“Hold my nuts, I’m goin in!’
Quick, here hide this and rememeber if they ask, you didn’t see anything. Got it!
I’m looking for weapons of mass nutstruction.
Why am I wearing this costume?
Sorry but we have a strict ‘Don’t ask, Don’t tell’ policy.
LOL, so funny!
We can crack those Nuts boys…lets go
may no nut be left behind
“OK guys…the decoy’s in place…It’s Operation Search and Rescue…just us against the humans again…and we’re gonna win…now swarm, guys…swarm…”
I’m Ken’s replacement.
Damn military cutbacks. Bring out the rest of the Squirrel platoon!
We’re out of suicide bombers. Is the squirrel ready?
Now you lend me a hand, eh?!
“Nutting can stop me now!”
Give me nuts or give me death!
“back off you nut, I’m on duty”
Don’t Call Me Charlie!
It’s my third term of duty and I’m starting to feel squirrley, I think I might be going nuts
Ok, she got the house, the kids…and now.….This is NUTS!
Armed & ready for action!
Throw them off with your ‘cute little face’ tecnique.
Then, go for the nuts!