I’m all for the idea of cash’n’carry, but seri­ously dude — take a cou­ple of trips if you need to.  Some­thing tells me this car may have required a trip to the mechanic after this.  Some­thing else tells me that you can come up with an out­stand­ing cap­tion to post in the comments.

I’m hop­ing for everyone’s sake that your next trip to IKEA goes better.