We couldn’t be any deeper in hockey season right now, and what better way to denote this than with a caption contest? I know it looks like he’s in command of the situation, but that dude’s balance is about to DISAPPEAR.
And while I haven’t done so before, I think I’m going to kick things off with my own caption;
“Hey! That’s not a skate sharpener!!”
Look, i know i might be on the other team, but since i like you so much, i tell ya how to win the game..ya just put your skate right here..like so..woah, no don’t lose your balance!
“So You Think You Can Dance NHL.”
“Karate Kid 17″
Hey, you like the Karate Kid movie too?
A little higher, a little more to the left…perfect!
“No more kids. No more kids. No more kids. Okay, I’m ready..3..2..1…”
You put your right hand in.…You do the hokey Pokey…
You put your right foot in.…
“Hey can you tighten my laces”
Nutcracker on ice.….
A box, a box, my kingdom for your box!
How men are circumcise in Canada.
Next up on Jerry Springer: Hockey players who have a secret desire to be figure skaters.
OMG Samantha, I’m still laughing at your comment!
Maaannn, you are cracking me up!
Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting… this blade’s as sharp as lightning…In fact it was a little bit frightening, but I’ll place it with expert timing…
makarana makarana! Hey Makarana
I’ll show you why they call me kung fu hockey movers for nothing.
No sloppy seconds for you!
Someones thanking God for the inventor of the cup!!!
Hiiiii yAAAAAAAAAAA!
GO HABS GO!!!
“where I come from, we kick scratch and pull hair, if that don’t work we fight dirty!”
” Wanna play Roshambo?“
“How do we play?“
“Like this!!”
“Now, Blue Ranger, it is time to face my Praying Mantis Strike.”
I’m telling ya, this hip hop abs DVD is working wonders for my post-holiday season waistline.…and speed skating is a breeze!
Hey dude .. this can hold you stand up … wait .. oops not know!
Crane technique — If do right, no can defence.
Finally! My Shot hit the net!!!
My mistake, muffin. Dancing with the stars is tomorrow night.
a little off the top please
…and now the wrong way to attempt “splitting the defense.”
HAb 2 Ranger 0
Silly rookie, you brought a stick to a skate fight.
Here’s a dirty little trick my ex-wife taught me!
First you lead off the fight with a kick to the groin and then you go skate off and hide on the bench for the rest of the game.
I lost my can opener, maybe this will work.
That’s right you lost the bet fair and square, so now you have to pay the price without complaining.
What do you mean you are dating my teenage sister and she is knocked-up!
I would like to introduce you to my left foot, I like to call him stinky.
Some would say that Vladmir’s way of saying hello to a friend was wierd, but it was the custom of his homeland.
Red punch buggy! No punch back!