Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly


I came across this letter on digg and couldn’t stop laughing 🙂

Come on guys, you got the putting calories on the menu thing right. Now, let’s try draping the calories across the sub in a geometrically satisfying pattern, the one that fulfills the design destiny intended by your sandwich scientists. Spurn not their legacy.

Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly


8 responses to “Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly”

  1. Kaylakat says:

    Ha ha. . .so true

  2. Korie says:

    Very true and made me chuckle.

  3. Prue says:

    Haha that’s great! And definitely true! 🙂

  4. mrG says:

    Um … I thought the reason was so as to follow the great and grand Italian Sandwich Design tradition of constructing a chain of overlapping apex-over-base to create a smooth gradient of dairy hinted at the edges but in crescendo along the medial axes thus: (

  5. mrG says:

    oh, darn, your filters don’t like my diagram!

    the cheese, thus: (>>>>>>>>>>>>) and thus also the salami similarly maintains a peak experience along that medial axes: (OOOOOOOOOOOO)

  6. TraCee says:

    I never put much thought into this, until now 🙂

  7. Reggie says:

    It’s nice to be a part of a group of people who have all together too much time on their hands. Cherish your status. We are a dying breed.

    Great for a hearty laugh! Love the fig. illustrations!

  8. Kara says:

    I’m lol over that.
    Subway should start doing that!

Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly


Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly


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