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You know that snappy, up tempo pacing that your average sportscaster has? Yeah.. This guy, well.. he doesn’t.

This clip is so bad that it’s hard to believe it’s not an SNL bit, but there’s no laugh track here folks. This televised train wreck is as real as they come. Enjoy!

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The Dreams in which im dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles its a very very
Mad World

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I know that’s not a shoppng deal and I promise I won’t deviate away from the subject of my blog that much again.. but I had to post this since I find it very weird shocking! Anna Nicole Smith is dead! I read about this on the culture kills blog. Here is what Matthew wrote on his blog:

If I was reading a book where in 3 chapters, the protagonist wins a Supreme Court case, had a baby and lost an adult child at the same time, married their lawyer, got involved in a paternity controversy over that very same newborn child, gets sued by a user of a product she endorsed then collapse and die that very same day, I would say that such a plotline would stretch credibility.

Truth is stranger than fiction I guess. Nothing more I can say really.

[via culture kills blog]

When you consider that an entire plate of broccoli contains the same number of Calories as a small spoonful of peanut butter, you might think twice the next time you decide what to eat. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the average adult needs to consume about 2000 – 2500 Calories to maintain their weight. In other words, you have a fixed amount of Calories to “spend” each day; based on these pictures, which would you eat?

Click to view the 200 calories food pictures

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I’ve been playing this Tower Defense Strategy game all morning and I can’t stop! Don’t blame me if you waste the next 6 hours playing this game! If you think you’re easily addicted don’t try it out. You’ve been warned!
What’s your highest score? I can’t seem to go too far. My best is only 4854.
Click here to play the Tower Defense Strategy game

I know this is a few months old, but I can watch this video over and over. Very inspirational

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You can find about Matt’s story here

Different “Get a Mac” ads have just started airing in the UK.

Here’s one of the British ads:

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Here’s the US version of the same ad:

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I like the US ads and characters more.

To order your tickets:

Please send an email to [email protected]

Your email must include the following information:

1) Your first and last name

2) A contact number with voicemail

3) The Date and Time you would like to attend

4) How many tickets you require

All tickets are free of charge.

Yes, our studio is wheelchair accessible.

If you don’t watch TV here’s a clip from the to The Gill Deacon Show. You’re gonna be the girls and guys cheering and screaming:

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Click here for more details on ordering free tickets

Over in our forums some of the fine posters have been having a discussion about false 911 calls. It got me to thinking about a classic bit of audio, so I did a little digging and found it over at eBaum’s World. For those of you that have never heard this let me assure you — this is a REAL 911 call. Apparently 911 gets a lot of dopey calls (or so says the CBC), but this one takes the cake.

And so, without further adieu, an angry drive-thru customer at Burger King calls 911;

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bk_911_tape.mp3

Haven’t joined our forums yet? Well get cracking!

Vida left a comment asking for help so I thought I’d post it here. If you have any advice please leave a comment for her below

Hello,
I am new to this site.
I had an accident and got “careless” ticket.
I don’t know what to say in court?
I was driving 70km on Gardiner Highway, at night, where I saw two cars ahead of me had stopped with no visible break light.
I applied my breaks but it was slippery, so I just slide for about 120 meters and hit the two stopped cars.
There was no way the cop would believe that the cars had already had hit each other. He claimed that I was totally responsible for the two cars’ damages.

I need help, because I am innocent, really!

Thanks

Vida

A lot of you don’t play in our forums which is a shame, because if you did, you would have read this terrific find from poster kdoucette. Originally from Independent Sources;

Attn: Entrepreneurs
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

This is more than 2 weeks old but it’s on youtube and I had to post it!

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This website has a calendar listing TV show air dates in the US. You might think this isn’t very useful but if you watch TV shows by downloading them via iTunes or any other method *coughs* this calendar will help you know when the show will be available for download.

Check out the TV show Schedules website