My life is now complete and my “dignity” has been maintained.
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And should you decide to return it click here to read a hilarious convo with a Customer Service Rep.
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That is sooo funny! Very entertaining read.
omg. WOW
Oh My. Thanks for sharing.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
OMG! I thought this was some joke someone made up. But they actually sell it. Its a good idea actually but id be afraid of getting someones returned one. Ewww. Nver thought there would be a fee to wipe my butt.
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Why doesn’t it surprise me that there is (or will be) a substantial market of people who find it very difficult to wipe themselves without assistance.
hmmm… What is this actually? Don’t get it
Oh my!!! That’s hillarious!
bahahahaha!!! lmao! That was a really funny read:) Thanks for the laugh
that was very entertaining. haha. loved it.
“CSR: Sir, I try to stand as far away from that product as possible.”
bahahahahahahahaha!
My favorite part is when the older lady say she won’t need anymore help with wiping! Ohhh, how I fear that day in my life!
wow…. I can’t believe this is real!
I nearly sprayed out my drink when read his “You’re going to stick a never-ending stream of things up your ass because you want your 20 bucks refunded? Are you insane?”
Oh lordy! This is even more funny cuz I was just complaining to DH last night how pregnancy makes it had to twist to wipe. I said “For all that Octomum is crazy, I give her props for still being able to wipe her butt while pregnant!”
Now I know how she did it!!!!
another useless invention and a waste of money.
for real effortless personal cleaning, better use a special toilet that cleans and dries you after.
Toilet paper is archaic? LMAO!
I wonder what Dragon’s Den would say about this?!
TO Funny! I now know how to deal with call centers. Haha
Oh, good lord!
As if we didn’t have enough of a “fat epidemic”, but now we’re creating products that will let them get even fatter before they need help…
*cries*
That’s just wrong.
I have friends who have had strokes and other mobility-limiting conditions. They might be willing to try such a product in order to maintain their privacy in this area. Remember, folks, we’ll all reach a certain age one day (if we’re lucky)
The best thing is you’ll get the bonus “get-a-grip” telephone to hold on to in the bathtub, just be sure you put enough suction on that thing otherwise you’ll probably fly into the next room!
Avoncallingu: I agree, this would be a good product for elderly and mobility-challenged individuals, but to call toilet paper “archaic” is going just a little too far.