Contest might not be the best word since the only prize is a sense of satisfaction and self-accomplished smugness — but that’s worth something, isn’t it? So let’s have at it! Who can come up with a fantastic caption for this sad clown?
The image is from the fantastic flickr files of taylorkoa22.
“I should not have had that last double cheeseburger.”
oh crap, there’s a hair in my burger
“Here come those damn McStomach Aches”
I ate it and now I’ll have to wait at least 10 minutes before I can taste it again…
Because of the troubling economy, McDonalds had to do something that it never thought would happen…They fired Ronald.
His response: “I guess there’s isn’t a place for a red-haired clown in the world anymore”
The next day, Ronald was seen working for Burger King and when asked why, he responded with, “Hey a clown has to make a living”.
Wait a minute, I ordered a Whopper…
They had to find out I was a woman”
(it’s actually true, according to the head office of the hrm mcdonald’s here, they have a woman in the costume”. whether she’s just representing the province or canada, or global i donno.
I thought they would NEVER find out that the carpet didn’t match the drapes! They got me for misrepresentation!
” I said no pickles”
“I knew I should have worn underwear today”
I’m not lovein it.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE CHILDREN GONE?
The tears of a clown
When there’s noone around
The tears of a clown
When there’s no Big Mac around
sorry for the doublepost…meant to change it before I posted it!!
if i look sad enough, maybe the gov’t will offer me a 700 billion dollar bailout.
Alas, even Ronald himself couldn’t seem to find the Boardwalk piece….
“Im getting too old for this s**t”
It tastes worse the second time around.
The Sad McClown
I’m sad – that darn Hamburgler stole my fries again!
“Why did that kid tell on me…”
I told them supersizing wasn’t a good idea…
It’s this job, or singing song parodies.
Your’s truly
Weird Al
“Should we sue like Shoppers Drug Mart or not? I’m confused…”
I can’t has cheezburger….
“Just when I was finally getting a hold of this job….they fire me!”
“Ohh Morgan Spurlock ruined me…”
Damn, someone beat me to the Morgan Spurlock reference…
I was going to say:
{sigh}
Morgan Spurlock won’t return any of my calls…
My arteries have finally hardened. I have 6 months to live.
I have colon cancer. I guess all the junk toys, the cheap prices, and the McAdvertising can’t help me now.
Grimace spat in my fries!!
Even I can’t win at Monopoly!
“These cuffs are chafing me…”
Even Clowns Remember
LEST WE FORGET
they said it was beef…
LOL at “grimmace spat in my fries!”
Yes, I took a bite out of Mayor McCheese….I’m sorry =(
Ever have one of those days where you feel like the world kicked you in your McNuggets?
There is a whole story here that will make sense to this.
http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/51232-my-shoppers-deal-today-canada/
Now here is where the fun begins I realize the error on the fusion power so I mention it and since there were no more I return it.
Returned $17.99
taxes $2.34
————
Total $20.33
coupo $ 5.00
PLUS she gives me my $5 coupon for a grand total of
$25.33
Now since I started with spending $23.99 I walked out with all my stuff and GET THIS change back like Mcdonalds and thats what happened to Ronald he was Couponized
$ 1.34 PROFIT
“My love for children, weird fashion, endless plastic surgery, a staged marriage with Hamburglar’s daughter and my new obsession with the elephant man’s bones … it all makes sense – I am Michael Jackson!”
She told me she wasn’t pregnant!
I don’t get it. Bill got to be president..he didn’t inhale either..
Yup, no money in my wallet either 🙁
Just great, damn birds shit on my boots.
In these ever changing times it was found out that Mayor Mccheese and Ronald are an item.
I just found out I need a double bypass because of my diet.
when is jim going to stop picking on me…
and then there were no real fat in the fries!!!
McGas
Now I sit me down to eat,
I pray Mc’Lord their souls to keep,
If one should die from heart disease,
I pray that he had extra cheese.