McDonald’s Mondays: Sad Ronald Caption Contest

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Contest might not be the best word since the only prize is a sense of satisfaction and self-accomplished smugness — but that’s worth something, isn’t it?  So let’s have at it!  Who can come up with a fantastic caption for this sad clown?

The image is from the fantastic flickr files of taylorkoa22.

49 responses to “McDonald’s Mondays: Sad Ronald Caption Contest”

  1. Glen says:

    “I should not have had that last double cheeseburger.”

  2. Kevin says:

    oh crap, there’s a hair in my burger

  3. Steven says:

    “Here come those damn McStomach Aches”

  4. Connie says:

    I ate it and now I’ll have to wait at least 10 minutes before I can taste it again…

  5. iluvfreestuff says:

    Because of the troubling economy, McDonalds had to do something that it never thought would happen…They fired Ronald.

    His response: “I guess there’s isn’t a place for a red-haired clown in the world anymore”

    The next day, Ronald was seen working for Burger King and when asked why, he responded with, “Hey a clown has to make a living”.

  6. Ted Avery says:

    Wait a minute, I ordered a Whopper…

  7. nsangel says:

    They had to find out I was a woman”

    (it’s actually true, according to the head office of the hrm mcdonald’s here, they have a woman in the costume”. whether she’s just representing the province or canada, or global i donno.

  8. natalka says:

    I thought they would NEVER find out that the carpet didn’t match the drapes! They got me for misrepresentation!

  9. Tiffany says:

    ” I said no pickles”

  10. maureen says:

    “I knew I should have worn underwear today”

  11. Sherri says:

    I’m not lovein it.

  12. BEVERLY says:


  13. baggypants says:

    The tears of a clown
    When there’s noone around

  14. baggypants says:

    The tears of a clown
    When there’s no Big Mac around

    sorry for the doublepost…meant to change it before I posted it!!

  15. kingy says:

    if i look sad enough, maybe the gov’t will offer me a 700 billion dollar bailout.

  16. Casey Palmer says:

    Alas, even Ronald himself couldn’t seem to find the Boardwalk piece….

  17. Steven says:

    “Im getting too old for this s**t”

  18. koala says:

    It tastes worse the second time around.

  19. Moe says:

    The Sad McClown

  20. joanie says:

    I’m sad – that darn Hamburgler stole my fries again!

  21. McGross says:

    “Why did that kid tell on me…”

  22. pippinelkhound says:

    I told them supersizing wasn’t a good idea…

  23. koala says:

    It’s this job, or singing song parodies.

    Your’s truly
    Weird Al

  24. Richie Rich says:

    “Should we sue like Shoppers Drug Mart or not? I’m confused…”

  25. nsangel says:

    I can’t has cheezburger….

  26. Neha says:

    “Just when I was finally getting a hold of this job….they fire me!”

  27. Jordan says:

    “Ohh Morgan Spurlock ruined me…”

  28. Ironhead says:

    Damn, someone beat me to the Morgan Spurlock reference…

    I was going to say:


    Morgan Spurlock won’t return any of my calls…

  29. ladyb says:

    My arteries have finally hardened. I have 6 months to live.

  30. Alice says:

    I have colon cancer. I guess all the junk toys, the cheap prices, and the McAdvertising can’t help me now.

  31. Kim says:

    Grimace spat in my fries!!

  32. Juliciously says:

    Even I can’t win at Monopoly!

  33. willowsprite says:

    “These cuffs are chafing me…”

  34. Melody113 says:

    Even Clowns Remember


  35. nsangel says:

    they said it was beef…

    LOL at “grimmace spat in my fries!”

  36. Toots says:

    Yes, I took a bite out of Mayor McCheese….I’m sorry =(

  37. The Gingerbread Man says:

    Ever have one of those days where you feel like the world kicked you in your McNuggets?

  38. Melody113 says:

    There is a whole story here that will make sense to this.

    Now here is where the fun begins I realize the error on the fusion power so I mention it and since there were no more I return it.

    Returned $17.99
    taxes $2.34
    Total $20.33
    coupo $ 5.00

    PLUS she gives me my $5 coupon for a grand total of

    Now since I started with spending $23.99 I walked out with all my stuff and GET THIS change back like Mcdonalds and thats what happened to Ronald he was Couponized

    $ 1.34 PROFIT

  39. nwriter says:

    “My love for children, weird fashion, endless plastic surgery, a staged marriage with Hamburglar’s daughter and my new obsession with the elephant man’s bones … it all makes sense – I am Michael Jackson!”

  40. Evan says:

    She told me she wasn’t pregnant!

  41. nsangel says:

    I don’t get it. Bill got to be president..he didn’t inhale either..

  42. Polk-adot says:

    Yup, no money in my wallet either 🙁

  43. Lindsay says:

    Just great, damn birds shit on my boots.

  44. john says:

    In these ever changing times it was found out that Mayor Mccheese and Ronald are an item.

  45. Keith Stone says:

    I just found out I need a double bypass because of my diet.

  46. nsangel says:

    when is jim going to stop picking on me…

  47. Beatrice REID says:

    and then there were no real fat in the fries!!!

  48. Smart Ass Canuk says:


  49. Fas Teddie says:

    Now I sit me down to eat,
    I pray Mc’Lord their souls to keep,
    If one should die from heart disease,
    I pray that he had extra cheese.


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