This week I thought it might be fun to go with a real stumper, and by “real stumper” I really mean “something I couldn’t come up with a caption for, but would LOVE to see somebody else tackle.” Just remember kids — keep it PG. This is a family site.
What are you waiting for? Make with the captioning already! 😛
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Ok Missy you have lead me to the water, but you can’t make me drink
Hi, My name is Ariel
Listen up George, I told you already I will not go out with you. Now get that silly costume off.
Did you just Pee
This is a nudist beach
Hey Norm, I heard that!
Thank goodness. I thought you were a shark.
See horse. Sea horse.
On the next episode of LOST, Jack turns into a horse.
“I’m sorry, I was in such a hurry, I lost my white knight….”
Lifeguard: “HEY! No horseplay in the water!”
(horse to girl) Oh thank goodness.. i almost wore the same outfit.. boy would my face have been red!
Whatcha laughing at you think I’m less dangerous than a SHARK?
Do i have spinach in my teeth?
Boy am I ever glad I ditched walter back at the hotel. You are oh soooo much…
smarter.
dammit jim you said to keep it pg
The perfect combination of tall, dark, handsome and reliable!
Woman: Do you like the beach here, Mr Horse?
Mr Horse: *long pause* No, sir. I don’t like it.
(That was for all the Ren & Stimpy fans out there)
Horse: This water is sooooo cold.
Woman: How cold is it?
Horse: I wasn’t a gelding before I jumped in.
can you point out what doesn’t fit in this picture?
(Girl to horse) We gotta stop meeting like this! My boy friend is starting to suspect something. He keeps telling me I got traces of straw in my teeth!
This wasnt exactly what I meant when i wished to be on a beach with a tall dark and handsome stallion….
(Girl to self) must…not..look him in the mouth.
Girl: wow this water feels warm
Horse: I just pi$$*d in it like a race horse
🙂
@Lucky-13 – How do you know that horse was a gift?
How are you doooing
Horse to Girl – “Hey Good Looking, Whatcha Got Cookin’, How’s About Cooking Something Up With Me?”
Oh my, I just realized how bad that sounds….considering some cultures eat horse….:P
(Horse to girl)
I WARNED you not to ride me along the beach —
Maybe next time you’ll LISTEN!!
Girl: Honey, just cause this was not you dream vacation, it doesn’t mean you have to act like a horse’s A$$. Please try to enjoy this for me.
Horse : You left me alone on the beach but I came to you!
Mermaid and Seahorse
Ohhhh Ed, I knew a honeymoon with you would be a dream come true. I wish Babe could have been here too.
At last, on this desert island, we can be together, like we’ve always dreamed!
LOL@Scott!!
There must be some mistake. I signed up to swim with the dolphins!
Girl: “We’re in paradise. Why the long face?”
Horse, “First one to the the island wins”
Little did he know he was still tied to the shore
Horse: I’ll bet you didn’t think I could stop that fast. =)
Girl; Ohhh look at the pretty pretty sea horse
Horse; Humans are soooo stupid
“Pardon me….do you have any ‘hay’ poupon?’
Horse : Do you have busy bone coupon?
Horse : I came here to marry a seahorse … Did you see one?
horse: hay pretty lady..wanna ride me?
(that was being PG!)
Girl: Gee, I thought seahorses were a lot smaller!
Once again, Mary misunderstood when here friends asked if she was up for a game of water polo.
“Me and you, staring contest. Go. I win” – horse
“You always do” – chick
Now I see what they mean by ‘hung like a horse.”
After running out of sugar cubes, Catherine tries using her smile to calm the angry wet horse.
Scott: he looks giftlike
Man there are no air jets.. in this tub…
girl to horse – “why the long face? the water is great. “
“No, the rope doesn’t make your nose look big!”
NOAH!!! COME BACK!!!!
Woman: I’m glad you decided to join me for a swim, Mr Horse. What happened to the Elephants?
Mr Horse: They said can’t come in because they didn’t bring their trunks.
I love your hoarsness…
I didn’t believe in sea horses until now. Yeah and I’m having a tough time with this mermaid thing too!
STIMPSON!!!!
OMG LMAO
Silly Horse. You’re legs look like that because the density of water is greater than air resulting in a different index of refraction between the two mediums.
Girl thinking: If you kiss a frog, you’ll get a prince… I wonder what I’d get if I kiss a horse…hhmmmm
Scott – love the shrinkage one!!
No you can’t go swimming with me
Woman: So are you going to drink or not?
Horse: Nay.
BTW I love DeltaT’s caption.
Ohhh so that’s what a sea horse looks like!
`Why such a long face, on such a beautiful vacation ? ..oh yah, I forgot about the horse thing..`
Oh! Just quit horsing around!
Wow! I didn’t realize that a STUD would be part of my all-inclusive package!!
No one could understand how much of a charmer Mr.Ed truly was but Annabell surely thought she was in love.
I know girls are supposed to love ponies, but loving a horse in this manner is just criminal.
Mary-Beth, could never understand the song Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy, because no cowboy could ever offer her what this horse could!