For the month of May the Caption Challenge is going to go a little thematic. Maybe it’s just my excitement over the new Star Trek movie or maybe it’s just that I’ve always got my head in the clouds, but for the next few weeks we’re going to try and keep our eyes on the stars. Don’t worry if you’re not too astronautically inclined, we’ll try to keep the pictures fun for everyone.
This week features some earth folks from the early days of the space race. What they’re doing, I haven’t the slightest idea. But I’m sure your witty captions can figure it out!
This Iron Lung can totally do 50 MPH!
We can make you larger! We have the technology. Ok Boys Turn the pump on.
This is a test of human gas.. If it worked we will be able to power our cars.. etc. Picture is US air force 1943 Sam Dego military base. Person in the tank was Joe Mosa (dec.) My father is not in the picture but worked on the project. It did work to some sort, but decided too costly. They tried pigs and cows and chickens too, but the human was the best.
Now, remember, take long, deep breaths. Now, hold in the smoke as long as you can ….
Geez man if you used the sonic shower more often this wouldn’t happen. You smell like a Klingon!
To save money, NASA now only sends heads into space. Pictured here is an astronaut testing the life-support system for an upcoming mission.
Capt Pike: Beeeep!
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
“This time, we DIDN’T forget the gravy…”
“GM returns to basics after bankrupcy”
Pictured above: A test of the NASA bodily fluid reclamation system.
No, no trust me, it will work!
“…now all we need to do is affix the proper postage and then it’s ‘next stop, the moon!'”
NASA implements cost cutting initiatives.
We will call it tweeking the PERFOMODULATER.
So the story in the ER will be I slipped in the shower and fell on this industrial sized vacuum cleaner
Honest, it will suck the swine flu right out of you!
Well at least that is what the instructions say.
Are you telling me I have to puff through this thing to make it run?
Hey guys, I know it took like 5 hours to get me into this thing but I gotta go to the bathroom! Can you get me out?
Hmmm…12345 times 67890? Don’t worry. All we need to do is feed this instruction into the vacuum tube and in 5 hours, the result will be magically pumped out. What amazing technology we have these days, eh?
Officer, really, I only had 2 beers!
Ok, this Viagra Extrem reeeeally works, Now if you cold find a way to pipe it down
Its ok Buz; The vaccume will clear out the helmet if your sick.
where exactly do i pour in the beer for this funnel?
“Don’t worry this machine will take off the extra 10 pounds. Next time, skip the cupcakes during training.”
http://www.epinions.com is a great place to find reviews. I found it a few days ago and it’s very informative! I haven’t any experience with a Dyson but I definitely want one!