The number thirteen is generally associated with bad luck, horror and terror. As such I thought I’d share with you all my greatest fear — cephalopods. Squids, octopi, cuttlefish — you name it, I’m terrified of them. It’s actually elevated to that irrational level of fear where even things like this picture above make me a little uncomfortable.
That being said, I recognize how cute a costume it must be to normal folks who aren’t completely freaked out by it. So please, ignore my sociopathic disorders and make with the captioning already!
Ah……….this sucks
”Thank goodness I’m not a horse”
Lmao.
A young Cthulhu enjoys a spring day.
That man touched my tentacles.
Argh, Sally! You stole my line!!!
Sorry Benji lol you can have it 🙂
I think I just inked myself!
Mmmm, that was one tasty cowboy.
Ooooooo little Calamari, you are sooooo cute! I could just eat you up with some seafood sauce.
Talk about being adopted!
Squires Squid Song
Squid-amarink-a-inky-ink.
Squid-amarink-a-doo I hate you
Squid-amarink-a-inky-ink.
Squid-amarink-a-doo I hate you
I’d keep you in the ocean and in the deep blue sea
I’d keep you in an aquarium, far away from me
Squid-amarink-a-inky-ink.
Squid-amarink-a-doo I hate you
Scott
Mar 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
“That man touched my tentacles”
HA! the best one
We may have left the horse theme but this squid has cowboy boots on:)
SQUID KID
MOM!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom before the “squid juice” comes out.
“Mmmm, that was one tasty cowboy.” hAAAAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious
Four eyes!
My optometrist bill is gonna be huge!
Yo look at me ..
Not my mom’s butt crack
Squids will be Squids!
It’s SquidBob TentaclePants!
Those Morons who put me in this pathetic getup better get their rear ends back her this instant before I beat the living green out of them.
OH SWEETIE…… They are called TEN-TA-CLES…TENTACTLES…now say that for me to see if you get it right….. Yes honey, old ladies probably won’t hit you with their purse anymore….
“The lady behind me keeps tooting” “Awkward”
“Octo-mom, shmocto-mom”
Giant Squid costume $80
Black cowboy boots $25
Trip to the park $10
Digital camera $340
Taking a picture that you can use to bribe your kid in 15 years…
Priceless
I knew I was adopted !
Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water.
Mooooom! I will NOT go blind if I keep playing with my tentacles.
My name is Inky, King of the Squid people.
You will submit to my superior strength and intellect.
Resistance is futile.
Arggh! Oh no! Can’t… breathe… in… air…
You… win.. this round… humans
**sniff!** My mommy really hates me!
Your telling me july 4th is not halloween,
I am a RASTS squid, what don’t you get
Sorry that should have been
i am a Rasta Squid
This is what happens when your mom waits to the last minute to rent your halloween costume.
SEE MOM, I warned you that this would happen if you made me eat those gross green veggies.
Even my mommy and daddy can’t look me in the face. How do you think I feel?
I bet my prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube is bigger than yours.
“I bet my prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube is bigger than yours.”
😛 you win!!!
Momo
Mar 4th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
That’s hillarious!!!!