SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 13


The number thirteen is generally associated with bad luck, horror and terror. As such I thought I’d share with you all my greatest fear — cephalopods. Squids, octopi, cuttlefish — you name it, I’m terrified of them. It’s actually elevated to that irrational level of fear where even things like this picture above make me a little uncomfortable.

That being said, I recognize how cute a costume it must be to normal folks who aren’t completely freaked out by it. So please, ignore my sociopathic disorders and make with the captioning already!

40 responses to “SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 13”

  1. Marmaduke says:

    Ah……….this sucks

  2. Sally says:

    ”Thank goodness I’m not a horse”


  3. Scott says:

    A young Cthulhu enjoys a spring day.

  4. Scott says:

    That man touched my tentacles.

  5. benji says:

    Argh, Sally! You stole my line!!!

  6. Sally says:

    Sorry Benji lol you can have it 🙂

  7. Jen says:

    I think I just inked myself!

  8. Scott says:

    Mmmm, that was one tasty cowboy.

  9. Scott says:

    Ooooooo little Calamari, you are sooooo cute! I could just eat you up with some seafood sauce.

  10. Tania says:

    Talk about being adopted!

  11. baggypants says:

    Squires Squid Song


    Squid-amarink-a-doo I hate you


    Squid-amarink-a-doo I hate you

    I’d keep you in the ocean and in the deep blue sea

    I’d keep you in an aquarium, far away from me


    Squid-amarink-a-doo I hate you

  12. lala says:

    Mar 4th, 2009 at 10:16 am
    “That man touched my tentacles”

    HA! the best one

  13. Pennywise says:

    We may have left the horse theme but this squid has cowboy boots on:)

  14. Carla says:


  15. Zay says:

    MOM!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom before the “squid juice” comes out.

  16. itsjustmebub says:

    “Mmmm, that was one tasty cowboy.” hAAAAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious

  17. Tiki says:

    Four eyes!

  18. Tiki says:

    My optometrist bill is gonna be huge!

  19. Jonn says:

    Yo look at me ..
    Not my mom’s butt crack

  20. mac says:

    Squids will be Squids!

  21. vibrantflame says:

    It’s SquidBob TentaclePants!

  22. Lindsay says:

    Those Morons who put me in this pathetic getup better get their rear ends back her this instant before I beat the living green out of them.

  23. Momo says:

    OH SWEETIE…… They are called TEN-TA-CLES…TENTACTLES…now say that for me to see if you get it right….. Yes honey, old ladies probably won’t hit you with their purse anymore….

  24. Sally says:

    “The lady behind me keeps tooting” “Awkward”

  25. RB says:

    “Octo-mom, shmocto-mom”

  26. Jason says:

    Giant Squid costume $80
    Black cowboy boots $25
    Trip to the park $10
    Digital camera $340

    Taking a picture that you can use to bribe your kid in 15 years…


  27. Anne says:

    I knew I was adopted !

  28. Scott says:

    Sometimes I feel like a fish out of water.

  29. Scott says:

    Mooooom! I will NOT go blind if I keep playing with my tentacles.

  30. Scott says:

    My name is Inky, King of the Squid people.
    You will submit to my superior strength and intellect.
    Resistance is futile.

    Arggh! Oh no! Can’t… breathe… in… air…
    You… win.. this round… humans

  31. JSAMS_MOM says:

    **sniff!** My mommy really hates me!

  32. Mrs P says:

    Your telling me july 4th is not halloween,

  33. Mrs P says:

    I am a RASTS squid, what don’t you get

  34. Mrs P says:

    Sorry that should have been

    i am a Rasta Squid

  35. Insane79 says:

    This is what happens when your mom waits to the last minute to rent your halloween costume.

  36. soozeeanna says:

    SEE MOM, I warned you that this would happen if you made me eat those gross green veggies.

  37. soozeeanna says:

    Even my mommy and daddy can’t look me in the face. How do you think I feel?

  38. x_kmac says:

    I bet my prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube is bigger than yours.

  39. Jason says:

    “I bet my prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube is bigger than yours.”

    😛 you win!!!

  40. WackyMacD says:

    Mar 4th, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    That’s hillarious!!!!


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