“Hello, and welcome to the moon!” Ok, the backdrop suggests it’s probably Mars, but still.
I’d love it if we start offworld colonization at the same time we’re experiencing an all-encompassing 60’s cultural resurgence. Wouldn’t it be great if everything in space looked just like Epcot?
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“ummm…kids this is what it looks like when sperm lands on an egg!”
Nasa’s new and improved Crock pot. Cooks astronauts to perfection.
“Hello Houston, this is Commander Tom…Rocketship 7 has landed and we are surveying the surface of the planet….There is no trace of the Granny or her Rocket chair…over….”
i have to pee
“I wanted the Thunderbirds action set but all I got was this water tower model/tripod thingy with a dollhead inside.”
“Excuse me, um this is rather embarrassing, but I seem to of gotten stuck in this garbage can”
“Okay guys, time to clean up all that nasty garbage.”
Hey, is there a Walmart here! 🙂
I haven’t been able to find ANY deals on Smart Canucks lately- maybe I can find some out here!
I am the offspring of Dr. Who and a Dalek.
danger! Will Robinson!
My God! It’s full of stars!… Naw, Just kidding. It’s a complete wasteland totally devoid of any sign of life. Can I come home now?
..Here am I sitting in a tin can. Far above the world. Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do.
…can’t… scratch… nose…
“We must unleash the genius of private enterprise to secure the United States’ leadership in space.” Barack Obama
“So, what genius came up with the 6 trillion dollar man? And who approved the budget on this baby, anyway?” Eugene
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
DANCE!
They sure make pretty strong central vacs here on mars…
What’s that smell? Alright , who farted in here ?
Bubble boy Ken. Barbie does it again. She warned me, fool around with Skipper one more time and she would provide protection for life. SHEEESH why didn’t I listen?
Does this planet make my can look fat??
Damb – Now where did I leave my visa card.
Why won’t my arms move? (for other Princess Bride fans)