It’s hard to imagine many jobs in life where height really matters. Truck washers. Light bulb changers. Some other imaginary job for the purposes height-related of comedy. But in the real world there’s only one career I can think of where height makes all the difference: basketball. And never in my life have I seen a picture where that’s more apparent.
Have at it b-ball fans and captioners alike; what’s the real gem this week?
It appears that my cloning device still has a few bugs in it.
(Russian accent) I will break you.
It’s so funny that you mention tall people working as light bulb changers! My husband is a 6’9″ electrician and while the other guys are moving ladders around to work on light fixtures, he’s tall enough to reach most of them from the ground!
You should have eatten your Wheaties boy
Stand up when you’re talking to me boy!!
“I represent my basketball team, my basketball team” sang the basketball playing munchkin.
So you think you can DANCE?
Fee- Fi- Fo- Fum, I smell the blood of a little wee one.
Damn it tattoo do you see “da plane” or not?!
Would you like to have a play date with my 7 year old son? He’s about your size!
My dumps are bigger than you boy.
I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly!
Who says “size doesn’t matter?”
Good one Monkeymommy 🙂
MAKE MY DAY MINI ME!
Since your down there, can you scratch my knee!
Since when did they decide to allow hobbits on the court?
Kazaam, my wish is to be taller.
“Look up, look waaaaay up!”