Good ol’ Pinky here is just one of the hundreds of cultural oddities dotting the American landscape. Set up next to a Citgo station in DeForest, Wisconsin, this big pink elephant has long been the subject of photographs and delighted travelers.
But taking all of that out of the equation — what are we left with? A big pink elephant with glasses.
…and GO, CAPTIONEERS!
Gonna be hard to ignore that elephant in the room….
What? You’ve never seen a pink elephant before?
Hey, it worked for Ashleigh Banfield.
If elephants never forget, then why can’t I find my glasses?
Where is that mouse? He left early again? Last time he sleeps over at my place!
QUICK! Anti-wrinkle cream STAT!
Owie! Owie! Owie! I should’ve used sunblock.
Do these glasses make me look fat?
I may not have my sight, but I’ve still got my memory. Now where did I put my glasses?
Due to the fact that I have no fingers to take these off, I have been wearing them since the 60’s
What? I heard Geek chic is in.
No one suspected mild-mannered Clark Elephant was actually the secret identity of Superpachyderm.
Ish real? Whew! I thoughst I washeeing thins.
“look out, Beware Pink Elephants on Parade!”
My lines, My lines, I can’t remember my lines….
“Seeing Pink Elephants”…one of life’s biggest spectacles.
The head of the herd was calling
Far, far away
They met one night in the silver light
On the road to Mandalay
So Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she went with a trumpety-trum
Trump, trump, trump
Don’t you remember me? It me Sally Jessy Raphael!
And dumbo thought he had problems!
who knew Buddy Holly was a Buddist
As Winnie the Pooh says, “You’re smarter when you’re pink”!
Now if only I could remember where I left the newspaper
Now where’d I leave that coupon for Sunblock?
WOW I am not the only chubby big one in town.
I can’t help but picture the elephant singing…….
Nausea, Heartburn, In–di–gestion, Upset Stomach, Dia–rrhea!
Pepto-Bismol
Wow……That is one big bummy mummy!!! She wins!!!
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Me: Bad tannig job?
Elephant: Yeah…
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