SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 34

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I know kids are doing dangerous sports younger and younger nowadays, but this is ridiculous! 😛

This week’s caption contest comes to us courtesy of an ad for little itty bitty skate shoes aimed at the “not quite ready to walk” crowd.

So what are you waiting for? Make with the captions already!

58 responses to “SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 34”

  1. Alex says:

    “Why can’t I have a crib like the other kids”?

  2. hogama says:

    MOM!!! I’m goin’ to the store!!

  3. Nikki says:

    I went “Wee”, just check my diaper!

  4. booja says:

    i have a feeling it’s all going to be downhill from here!

  5. CarlyinCanada says:

    When I grow up I wanna be like Shawn White!

  6. Peter says:

    My parents are too young to have kids.

  7. ddsprkchp says:

    can someone give me a push plz

  8. Val says:

    Move over Tony Hawke, I’ve got tricks you can only dream about!

  9. 7kids says:

    I dont have to learn to crawl this way!

  10. Zay says:

    Skate board, surf board I can do them all!

  11. Cindy says:

    yeah… love my new tummy time 🙂

  12. Melody113 says:

    I just want to blend in someone push me over to the grass my camouflage works better there. PLEEEEASE

  13. JIvy says:

    Please! I could do this in my sleep.

  14. candyland says:

    Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Board.

  15. Jessica says:

    Cheaper than a stroller

  16. Al says:

    Learning to swim without a pool!

  17. mrs P says:

    You call this a roll-away bed……

  18. Alicia says:

    Danger is my middle name.

  19. Katherine says:

    I do all my own stunts!

  20. Tom says:

    Haha… couple good ones… I like the “I went WEE just check my diaper”

  21. JSpinney says:

    This little kiddie went “Wee, Wee, Wee all the way home!”

  22. sharicat88 says:

    Who you looking at “Punk”

  23. maybe says:

    Just rollin’ with my homeys.

  24. Footballmummy says:

    MOM …..DAD….I know you are sick of carpooling but this is ridiculous!…

  25. monkeyincowtown says:

    If my hands could reach the ground you’d be in a whole lotta trouble!

  26. meghan says:

    Move over milk!Got Board?

  27. Kerri says:

    Ahhhh! This is the life!

  28. Mike says:

    I can’t wait to do everything my brother does.

  29. Lucid says:

    “This is more comfy than the scooter. Wonder where I’m headed next.”

  30. Nicole says:

    “Get to the choppa” Or “Get Down” *Insert Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*

  31. abby says:

    Look Mommy i’m a pro!!

  32. kylie says:

    Mom, are we ther yet?

  33. Lynn says:

    “I’m a Duggar kid. My parents had 18 more before me. I’m lucky though! Junior before me had to sleep in the dryer”!!

  34. Lynn says:

    “I’m a Duggar kid. My parents had 18 more before me. I’m lucky though! Junior before me had to sleep in the dryer”!!

  35. Paicebailey says:

    Hey they start kids in hockey at 3….if I want him to be the next Evil Knevil…is it ever too early?

  36. Carmen Shaw says:


  37. bebe604 says:

    “rolling in my new crib, so comfy!! oh wait where is it taking mee =0… mama? papa? anyone? “

  38. ann says:


  39. Laura says:

    Ridin’ in style!

  40. melissafle says:

    “They see me rollin’, they hatin'”

  41. LoveADeal says:

    Got my first set of wheels…and it’s a convertible! Now if only i had a license.

  42. PontiacRaceGirl says:

    Cuz this is how I ROLL.

  43. Julie says:

    “I just did an “ollie”…in my pants.”

  44. Suzanne says:

    What you looking at? It was the dog!

  45. Love&Joy says:

    “In my neighborhood, this is how we roll!”

  46. Hugaduck says:

    Why learn to walk when I can “RIDE”!

  47. Davd Bradley says:

    Always keep one eye on the road…

  48. Khudsiya says:

    Who wants to walk or crawl when I can roll !

  49. belllindsay says:

    It’s allllll good ’til I hit that first speedbump!

  50. Judy says:

    Hey if you want me to fix under your car HOW ABOUT FLIPPING ME OVER HUH??

  51. Noogle says:

    After my ROCK, I want a little ROLL.

  52. Trish says:

    Catch you later, Mom! I’m gone…

  53. Eva says:

    My mom said I can go to daycare…all by myself 🙂

  54. Cherie says:

    Ready to roll!!!

  55. Tamara says:

    You think I’m cute, wait until you see my sick boarding shoes!

  56. Cindy says:

    That really hurt! But I’m OKAY!!!!

  57. Cinderella says:

    After I master this Big Brother says I can try parachuting! As long as I don’t tell mommy…

  58. Christopher says:

    Really? No one?

    Baby On Board


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