Few things illicit such immediate laughter as a car at the bottom of the pool, even if it’s you’re own car.
I’m going to try and be nice and not steal the obvious caption, so instead I’ll paraphrase an old joke I once read that went along with a similar photo;
“You know what I think’s wrong with it? There’s probably water in the carburetor.”
“Listen, I know we said we needed some new toys for the pool…”
“Hey, do you remember where we parked the car?”
Well, how was I supposed to know?……it worked in the movies!!!
The guy at the dealership said the tires had good grip in water!!
“Forget the car, look at my frickin’ fence!”
By not being obvious…does that mean I can’t use “Oh….carpool”….
So you Dad will notice?
Do you like the new mural I had painted in the pool? Looks real, eh!?
i told you she was too young to DRIVE!
Parking SCHOOL, I said parking SCHOOL!
I thought I should clean the car.
“I think I see a quarter!”
Dude, where’s my car?
I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque
If you don’t take me back, i won’t tell you where i hid your car!
Well, the asking price is very reasonable. Can I take it for a test drive before I decide?
Don’t swim and drive.
So I guess it turns out, it wasn’t a shortcut.
Dad, you are not a pirate, and the car was not a boat.
You sunk my battle ship!
And you bet, I wouldn’t do it.
Where is aquaman when you need him?
Men and Woman deal with things differently:
A Guy has a mid life crisis(Male Menopause) and he buys a sports car….
Doesn’t consult with his wife
The next day he finds it in the pool.
vehicular hide and seek
ur doin it rong.
My first thought when I saw this caption was the music video to Moving in Stereo by the cars
Well that really puts a damper on things!
It’s a Miata….not a James Bond Lotus Esprit.
OK,the pool is yours,or not to be
I put the top up in case it rains.
Damn, she really IS a blonde! I thought that she dyed it that way!!!
elicit: to draw forth or bring out (something latent or potential)
illicit: forbidden by law, rules, or custom
But honey the GPS said turn left NOW!
I swear that pool jumped out of nowhere!!!!
I know the ad said “below ground parking” but this wasn’t what I had in mind.
I think you’ve flooded the engine.
Pictured here is the red and black car shark in it’s natural habitat. Notice the stealth with which it blends into the environment. It stalks it’s victims, while they loiter near the water’s edge unaware of the danger.
SURPRISE! I washed the car!
That’s going to clog the filter.
Car goes in the water, you go in the water. Car’s in the water. Our car.
[singing]Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
“It was about this time that those Duke boys wished they had taken scuba lessons…”[insert commercial here]
Now that it’s washed, I’d like it waxed.
And you were worrying I left the top down!
Wadda ya mean I can’t park here ?
Archimedes was right!
Bob’s new car made a big splash with the neighbours.
Car for sale:
Thoroughly washed inside and out
Honey, the car was dirty so i decided it needed a nice soaker tub
wife to husband “you rally need to listen better, what I told you to tell her was don’t drink and drive NOT drive in the drink!
Ok let’s get our story straight… we found the car in the pool when we got home. Got it?