We’re a few months out from Christmas, but that no reason Santa can’t live in our hearts all year long! Also, I love this photo WAY too much to sit on it for another 9 months.
Besides, this picture of Santa has a real GI Joe vibe to it in my opinion, and GI Joe is all kinds of awesome.
Forget I said that. I don’t want to give you ideas. 😉
SUPER HAPPY CAPTION FUN TIME BEGINS NOW!
LAST CALL! Who stole my sled?
RUDOLPH TOLD ME THIS WAS THE CHIMNEY!!!!!!!!
I’m replacing Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tree, this one is more appropriate for the holiday!
Santa, you’re just in time! With a -46 windchill (-34 temp) today, we “need a little Christmas, just this very moment….”
“Yikes those Smart Canucks are finding all my deals” lol
“Look Ma, No Skis!!”
This is what Santa looks like when Rudolph kicks him on his back side and Santa goes flying.
The newest reindeer to join Santa. Its name? Invisideer!!
What can I say I just really love Christmas!
HOT!!!! HOT!!!! HOT!!!!!!!
I knew I shouldn’t have had all that chili
S: s is for strange which is sometimes how Santa looks when he jumps for joy.
Move over Bruce Lee!
KUNG FU SANTA
Where did my reindeer go
“I thought it would support my weeeeeeiggggtttttt…..!!!!!”
“Blue Spuce ATTACK!!!”
Santa was trying hard to convince Mrs. Claus that there really was a giant tree *right* there.
Nausea. Heartburn. Indigestion. Upset Stomach. DIARRHEA!
Come sit on Santa’a lap. OBEY ME!
(that is a rather large fart sound in case you didn’t recognise it)
Sorry Jen. I just saw that.
tonight on the 6 o’clock news
“rudolph gets spooked by a Canada Goose, takes a sharp turn…tune in to find out more”
HA! HA! Nobody ever expects the Santa’s Inquisition!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Hot breaking new news today…
Santa stocks are down… er on the way down. Rudolph and company (Dancer, Prancer…) walk off the job today over impaase when salary negotiations came to a standstill regarding movie royalties. The reindeer group cautioned Santa he has very little time to change his mind before his business bottoms out – literally!
Gettin’ the jump on Christmas…
Photoshop lesson 213
How to make the background look realistic, take a picture completely out of focus
paste a totally unrelated picture on top and voila
the result your next X-mas Card
Santa in a forest
Happy St Patrick’s Day everyone!! I know I know If I wear green you would not see me with that background….It’s call color coordination.
No really – It was thiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
Practicing the high jump for the 2010 Winter Olympics
Santa Claus Reloaded
Santa crashing to earth in his invisible sleigh
AHHHHH…who leaves a fire burning on Christmas eve???
I told them ATOMIC WEDGES were forbidden at the NORTH POLE!!!
AH-HAAAAAAAAAA. How do you like me now, you money pot grubbin Green Elf. Scared I’m going to take over your wee Irish holiday.
It worked for Mary Poppins! Oh wait…that was an umbrella! Ahhhhh!
I did not say hit Eject Rudolph I said the tree was a defect
no no no, this is the casting for “The Nightmare Before Christmas” not the “Christmas Nightmare”.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, as Santa broke through the trees
Trying to escape from Africanised bees
He whooped and he hollered, and he jumped in the air
When one of them stung him one his you-know-where
“I see you when youre sleeping,
I know when youre awake,
I know when youve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!!!”
Dang you, Rudolph. You’ve gotta file those horns!!
YaaaaHoooo – WalMart just declared that Christmas will last 365 days of the year…..