Everytime I come across a funny photo that I think is going to stump the captioners here on SmartCanucks, you always prove me wrong. Let’s see if you can do it again!
Also — it’s spring. Let this serve as your reminder to get your bike out of the shed and get riding this summer.
I think a have a flat
LOL! My friend’s Facebook pic is the exact same thing! (except it’s my friend,. not this dude).
No hunny I’m not lying down, I’m doing my workout.
….Now how to attach my hockey card to the spokes….
The doctor didn’t say what kind of bike to ride to get excercise.
Unfortunately Johnny didn’t quite understand the “Start the car!” promotion at Zellers.
“Well you know my name is Simon…and the things I drawr come true…..”
Hey!! Check out my cornering skills!
World’s Worst Bicycle Thief
crap…forgot the helmet
Tragedy struck today when a cyclist was struck by a steamroller.
Strike that struck.
Tragedy struck today when a cyclist was run over by a steamroller.
This is not what I meant when I told you to paint my bike.
(Said by drunk person) Dang! This bike isn’t very fast!
OK! Quick, draw a chalk outline around me then we’ll put up some yellow police tape!
Earth day, environmentally friendly
The policeman from The Village People just before being admitted to rehab.
Ive fallen off the wagon too many times….
I think I can, I think I can!
This must be what bike riding in the Matrix is like. “There is no bike”
Recreating the scne of the accident while waiting for the CSI team to show up..
“Like my new stationary bike?”
“Honey? … Do my glasses look stupid?”
you are sitting on some art!
No back pedaling here
… this is why you don’t drink and ride …
another reason not to drink and drive
Apr 22nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
This is not what I meant when I told you to paint my bike”
The stationary bike…redefined.
Now the kids won’t make fun of me for not knowing how to ride a bike!
Sweetie, how does my butt look on this thing?
Honey, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
I never thought the recession would be this bad!
“Police still investigating suspicious death of bicycle”
CPC: Couch Potato Cycle (perfect for my husband)
What do you mean, it’s not a real bike !?!
World’s dumbest bike thief.
“Can somebody draw me a road now?”
Recession affects Santy Clause too.
time to put the training wheels back on and have another go
Dude, where’s my helmet??
HELLLLLLLLP, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Simon in his later years…
I don’t need a real Bike this one is better I won’t fall off.
Gee traffic must be really bad, I haven’t moved for miles!
Crap!… I really mean it.. I think I’m lying on some dog CRAP!
“Now.. let me try to figure out how to get this bike BETWEEN my legs!”
Newsflash: Man attempts suicide on bike path; mistakes it for railway tracks; pleas insanity
We’ve replaced this man’s bike with a painting, let’s see if he notices the difference…
What “wet paint” sign?
Got it? Good. Let’s head over the handicapped parking now.
People have said my flatulence can peel paint off the walls. Time to try paint on the floors.
wow! they really will flatten you in those bike lanes!