Meet the New Republic, same as the Old Republic. Mon Mothma might say she’s changing the galaxy for the better, but why is it a stormtrooper still can’t walk down the street without being hassled by the man?
Ok – I think I’ve geeked out enough for one day. Now it’s your turn.
“These are not the captions you’re looking for.”
The Farce is strong with this one.
“This isn’t the Stormtrooper you’re looking for.”
“These are not the stolen pants you’re looking for.”
“Since the Emperor was removed from power back in January, your kind is no longer welcome here.”
“I thought they wouldn’t recognize me if I dressed up like this.” says Rodney King, who has filed a formal complaint to the LAPD, yet again.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
“Your anal probing and abduction days are over alien scum!”
when they said use the force i don’t think they meant this
“Whoa…you were gonna stick this thing…where? You can’t do that in public!”
(Dammit Johnathan took my caption! He must be just as twisted as me LOL)
“Sir, we received a complaint that you were wearing white after labour day”
“Sir, stop urinating into the storm drain or we will arrest you”
(OMG I better stop cuz this is going from bad to worse!)
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper!
For the last time you just can’t blast your way into a “Star Trek” convention yelling “Star Wars rules!!!!!!!’
I really MUST write a letter to the Galaxy Far Far Away Head Office to officially complain about these damn magnetic shoes!!!
“You need a carry permit for this weapon”
This is why TK-421 wasn’t at his post.
“The car claims you tried to procreate with it through the tailpipe.”
jojos_n_kelowna <— we think the same
There’s one. Set for stun.
You’re under arrest for the murder of Owen and Baroo Lars.
White cop to black cop, “I’ll hold him, you zip up his fly.”
I already told you Officer, on Camino you don’t NEED a permit for a little gun like that!
Hey! That old lady came out of nowhere!