SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 19

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Meet the New Republic, same as the Old Republic. Mon Mothma might say she’s changing the galaxy for the better, but why is it a stormtrooper still can’t walk down the street without being hassled by the man?

Ok – I think I’ve geeked out enough for one day. Now it’s your turn.

“These are not the captions you’re looking for.”

23 responses to “SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 19”

  1. Charles says:

    The Farce is strong with this one.

  2. Teri says:

    “This isn’t the Stormtrooper you’re looking for.”

  3. hu says:

    “These are not the stolen pants you’re looking for.”

  4. Jason says:

    “Since the Emperor was removed from power back in January, your kind is no longer welcome here.”

  5. Alan says:

    “I thought they wouldn’t recognize me if I dressed up like this.” says Rodney King, who has filed a formal complaint to the LAPD, yet again.

  6. x_kmac says:

    Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

  7. Jonathan says:

    “Your anal probing and abduction days are over alien scum!”

  8. kaela ogletree says:

    when they said use the force i don’t think they meant this

  9. jojos_n_kelowna says:

    “Whoa…you were gonna stick this thing…where? You can’t do that in public!”

    (Dammit Johnathan took my caption! He must be just as twisted as me LOL)

  10. jojos_n_kelowna says:

    “Sir, we received a complaint that you were wearing white after labour day”

  11. jojos_n_kelowna says:

    “Sir, stop urinating into the storm drain or we will arrest you”

    (OMG I better stop cuz this is going from bad to worse!)

  12. Mr. Happy says:

    Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper!

  13. Mr. Happy says:

    For the last time you just can’t blast your way into a “Star Trek” convention yelling “Star Wars rules!!!!!!!’

  14. RetroMama says:

    I really MUST write a letter to the Galaxy Far Far Away Head Office to officially complain about these damn magnetic shoes!!!

  15. pippinelkhound says:

    “You need a carry permit for this weapon”

  16. Allan says:

    This is why TK-421 wasn’t at his post.

  17. Jonathan says:

    “The car claims you tried to procreate with it through the tailpipe.”

    jojos_n_kelowna <— we think the same

  18. Scott says:

    There’s one. Set for stun.

  19. Scott says:

    You’re under arrest for the murder of Owen and Baroo Lars.

  20. cpnclpprSK says:

    White cop to black cop, “I’ll hold him, you zip up his fly.”

  21. Cinderella says:

    I already told you Officer, on Camino you don’t NEED a permit for a little gun like that!

  22. Cinderella says:

    Hey! That old lady came out of nowhere!


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