SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 6

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And the SmartCanucks Caption Train rolls on! This week we pay a visit to our old pals Bert & Ernie, and a new, possibly frightened friend who shall remain nameless.

“They’re holding me against my will — they said something about a rubber ducky and a pigeon. I think they may be dangerous!”

18 responses to “SmartCanucks Caption Challenge: Week 6”

  1. Chris says:

    New caption:

    Bert and Ernie have a new roomie and they’re not gay!

  2. Scott says:

    Gee Bert, how come you always get the breast and I get the ass?

  3. Scott says:

    The new WWE Mix Match Tag Team Champs

    Whatcha gonna do when the world’s spongiest arms come for you, Brutha?!

  4. Robert says:

    Ernie if you’re cheating on me with this broad she’s getting the letter of the day “P” for Punch!

  5. Jennby23 says:

    “I’m a Booooob Man…”

  6. PUDDIN57 says:


  7. Lindsay says:

    Hi everyone. You put your left leg out and do the hokey pokey and shake it all about.

  8. Jennby23 says:

    The Newest Seseme Street Character, Lady, Yer Doin’ it Wrong!

  9. nsangel says:

    The 3 legged race. Your doing it wrong.

  10. Travis says:

    Sesame Street has had to hire a equal rights counselor after winning their lawsuit, simply because Oscar made them feel bad about themselves.

  11. Lana72 says:

    In an effort to keep up appearances with other celebrity parents, Ernie and Bert adopted a Swedish stewardess on the way to the Annual Muppet Convention

  12. baggypants says:

    We are.. two wild and crazy guys…. let us hold on to your big American breasts!

  13. Laura McCrate says:

    If someone doesn’t pony up my rubber duckie RIGHT NOW, this lady is going to show you the letter of the day. D for Death.

  14. Scott says:

    Let’s see how YOU like having someone’s hand jammed up your backside for a change!

  15. Scott says:

    PBS Convention hookers are made possible in part by the Howard Hughes Medical Institute and viewers like you. Thank You.

  16. Cesar says:

    We do have huge heads. I mean look at this regular sized person’s head right here.

  17. willowsprite says:

    I can’t top that!

  18. Travis says:

    Marian, was just the women to convert Bert and Ernie back to the heterosexual club or so she had hoped. But the old saying that once you go muppet you never go back, was still a concern for her.


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