And the SmartCanucks Caption Train rolls on! This week we pay a visit to our old pals Bert & Ernie, and a new, possibly frightened friend who shall remain nameless.
“They’re holding me against my will — they said something about a rubber ducky and a pigeon. I think they may be dangerous!”
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Bert and Ernie have a new roomie and they’re not gay!
Gee Bert, how come you always get the breast and I get the ass?
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Whatcha gonna do when the world’s spongiest arms come for you, Brutha?!
Ernie if you’re cheating on me with this broad she’s getting the letter of the day “P” for Punch!
“I’m a Booooob Man…”
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Hi everyone. You put your left leg out and do the hokey pokey and shake it all about.
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The 3 legged race. Your doing it wrong.
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In an effort to keep up appearances with other celebrity parents, Ernie and Bert adopted a Swedish stewardess on the way to the Annual Muppet Convention
We are.. two wild and crazy guys…. let us hold on to your big American breasts!
If someone doesn’t pony up my rubber duckie RIGHT NOW, this lady is going to show you the letter of the day. D for Death.
Let’s see how YOU like having someone’s hand jammed up your backside for a change!
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We do have huge heads. I mean look at this regular sized person’s head right here.
lol@Scott…
I can’t top that!
Marian, was just the women to convert Bert and Ernie back to the heterosexual club or so she had hoped. But the old saying that once you go muppet you never go back, was still a concern for her.